Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Bossy Me

Our British Primary school doesn't stress the small stuff.
Like spelling.  I have a sneaky suspicion it's not just our school either. 
The instruction I was given was to let my boy "go with it" phonetically so that his thought process wouldn't be hampered.

I agreed when my little guy started Reception, but only because I thought that after the kids settled in and continued moving up in grades, at some point, SOMEONE would begin fine-tuning the spelling.

Nope.

This morning as the little man was tending to his dinner money envelope, we had to have a lesson on "bossy e's".

"Sweetie, what does this 'bossy 'e' ' tell you about this word?" I covered the second half of the word he had scribbled.

"To say 'dine'".

"Right. So with only one 'n', you are telling the teacher that there is money in this envelope to buy you a 'hot diner'. Do you know what a 'diner' is?"



We both agreed that he didn't want to purchase a diner, hot or not.




Is it wrong that  a few hours later I burst out laughing when finding this (the older child's discarded homework rough draft)?


I think I've come a long way in accepting different music styles, but I'm not sure I would want to buy any of this guy's stuff.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Ghosts, Spirits, Fairies and Elves...Oh My!

Dear Practical Joker,

Since I have been unable to identify what you are,
I'm not sure how to bargain with you.
I could leave bowls of sugar or shiny coins, but I don't imagine that if you are a ghost, those things will appeal to you much.


Whoever you are, please return my computerized car key that will cost us so much to replace, along with my dry erase markers, the Wii power cord and J2's training kit and birthday card from Norwich City.



Brian Froud (my favorite Faeries artist)



The other things you have hidden with glee haven't been such a problem, but for your continued enjoyment we will happily continue to tear things apart looking for them.



Thank you,

Your new roommate.

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