Invitiation to My Favourite Troll

What a lucky blogger am I!

I'm sure several of you have received the attention of a certain troll who seems to be overly biased against one certain gender from one particular nation (I will not give him the satisfaction of directing you to his links or blog).
As I have had several opportunities to laugh at this poor, opinionated and ignorant oxygen waster, I thought I'd share a few highlights for those of you so unlucky to have been skipped by his tirade.

This person claims that a certain gender from one particular nation are "most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. "


Extremely silly to target this blogger who blogs about her own mini-nation she has given birth to; has never cheated, never stolen from or divorced her spouse, is cleaning and cooking obsessed...did you say fat? Let's face it, how many really passionate skinny cooks do you know?

He also claims these same beings are "immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste." 

Well. Okay then. I'll accept a few of those qualities and raise you: nurturing, considerate, caring, self-less, dedicated, creative, light-hearted in a sarcastic way...

Highly unchaste? Yikes. Me thinks me smells someone scorned...

To be fair, anyone who has a blog could be accused of being a little bit of self-centered, but a blog is usually a journal of sorts to document our lives- a little hard to leave ourselves out of it.
Credit to you Mr. Anon, you do manage to beat your chest about all of a (certain gender from a particular nation)'s flaws without once mentioning yourself. Well done you!

As for the rest, that is funny stuff.


This Anonymous ranter then goes on to list several statistics (severely lacking citations) like:

Tens of millions of (certain gender belonging to a particular nation) have had their lives completely destroyed by (certain gender belonging to a particular nation) through the following crimes:

1. False rape accusations (it has been proven that up to 80 percent of rape accusations are FALSE)

2. False DV charges (same as above)

3. Financial RAPE of (particular gender) in divorce courts

4. Emotional destruction of (particular gender) by ex-(spouses) who have stolen their children from them and forbidden contact

5. Divorced (pathetic creatures) who commit suicide as a result

Unfortunately his rants continue in a babbling manner, so he loses all credibilty in his otherwise already weak argument.

As one of the "Over 50 percent of (certain gender from a particular nation) (who is) single, without a (partner of the opposite gender or spouse) (doomed to) grow old living alone with their 10 cats."

--wait, I'm not single and I don't have a cat-- 

As someone who fails miserably to fit your description, I invite you to read through my blog to see who I really am and then determine whether I would be interested in your diatribe.

Better yet,
 

I'm inviting you Mr. Anonymous Troll, to guest blog here, In the Gutter.
But to do so, you will be required to identify yourself and not claim the cowardly anonymous identity.
If you feel so strongly about your subject, then stand up and proclaim it like (the certain gender) you claim to be.
You must also be willing to receive comments from people even if they don't agree with you.



I think that's pretty fair considering it's MY blog and I belong to the particular selfish, self-centered, immature and arrogant gender of which you want to recruit haters towards.