I didn't win the Photoshop Elements.
What's worse, I look like a sore loser because every time I try to congratulate the winner, my email comes back as undeliverable. I didn't email her. I commented on her blog. Isn't that strange?
I won't sulk off like a dejected X Factor contestant. The person who won it was VERY happy and that's contagious, isn't it?
Besides, it's not like I needed a Photoshop Elements or cared to win one...
I also don't want to lose 20 pounds and don't care if I stay forever in a tiny cottage that smells like grease.
I'm a winner just for playing, right?
And I bet you had a hard time finding this baby didn't you? Well you see, I was posting on your clock when I put my posts up (I was in bed when they posted), but managed to forget to do that on one post and therefore it appeared like I skipped a day. I didn't. So this draft post is taking the time slot. Just because.
