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Now hiring travel/holiday/party organizers (organisers to our U.K. friends) for an upcoming even in June.



To apply for this position, you must plan a memorable birthday excursion for one adult anywhere Ryan Air flies or within the U.K.



Applications must be submitted in comment form.



Expense is not a determining factor, since this is a fantasy holiday for a woman turning 40. Again.



You should know her original 40th birthday was supposed to be spent on a beach in Spain but was instead spent hand-holding a few hundred youth and their leaders at a religious conference. Much more fulfilling than lying on a beach with no cares other than what time to apply the next layer of Hawaiian Tropic. Keep repeating.



The fictional woman loves any destination that includes water-- whether it be streams, lakes, seas or oceans. She is open to most new experiences and not timid about traveling alone. She loves theatre of all kinds.



The deadline for applying will be determined by applications submitted. You may be contacted for further interviews if the Internet is working at this destination (due to current upgrades to towns moving into the 21 century, this destination is struggling to retain it's dial-up speed equivalent).



Thank you for your interest in Send the Mum Away for Her Birthday Unlimited.