Thursday, February 10, 2011

Facing The Facts

My daughter is a klepto.

To serious extremes.

This very kind couple brings kid things on Sunday just so Miss Ky can sit on their laps during Sacrament meeting. They love this cheeky little girl, so they've shared sweet little quiet-toys with her that they made years ago for their granddaughter.

Recently P asked if I had seen a little horse that went missing from one of the books.
This couple is on to my child as they were unwillingly inducted into her Winona Ryder lifestyle the time she shoved their puzzle pieces down into her pajama legs after spending an evening in their house.

I told them I'd look into it.

These are the emails I sent off this morning:

1st email: "DoN't trY to loCate uS. wE hAve sOmeThiNg yoU waNt. bRing lAsaGna oR thE hoRse geTs iT."

spelling of a certain someone's name--her style



2nd email: "thiS iS a ClUe to FiNdinG wHo tOok yOur little hOrSe"




I really hope this works. I haven't had P's lasagna for over a year.

19 comments:

  1. So she's a klepto and you are a ransomist? You two are quite a pair! ;)

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  2. I am seeing a little bit of DNA similarity here;)

    Isn't it called abetting?

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  3. Hahaha! You are so funny! I bet they got a good laugh out of that. :)

    I think all little kids are kleptos for a while. I remember stealing my neighbors tiny rubber turtle because it was so cute. Then I felt SO GUILTY and confessed to my sister and she threw it back into his yard for me. ;)

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  4. I hope it works and you get lasagna. =) That was cute. You are too funny.

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  5. Shoot! That was so cute I'M thinking of making you lasagna!!

    Pearl

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  6. Well, she's young yet. Maybe there's still time to deter her from a life of crime. :-)

    Mmmmm, lasanga!

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  7. You are so funny. :) Thank you for the chuckles this morning, I'm sure they're still chuckling...and baking.

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  8. Yeah, I'm going with whoever said they think this is looking an awful lot like genetics gone amuck.

    You kill me.

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  9. that's great! i love the creativity in the ransom emails. i hope you get your lasagna and the horsie makes it out alive.

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  10. There are times that having a klepto in the family comes in handy. This would be one of those times. Way to work it.

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  11. Ha! Great idea!! Love the captured horse!!
    Hugs
    SueAnn

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  12. AWESOME. And I'd take Pearl up on her offer of lasagna. You know. Just in case. :)

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  13. Your hilarious! Now we KNOW where she gets it! All these years you've been blaming her DAD.

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  14. LOL my niece also went through a klepto phase - she grew out of it though... LOL I love the ransom notes though ;)

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  15. You gotta do what you gotta do.
    I love the horse pic. Too funny!

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  16. You would make a great stalker.

    Had lasagna today. I doubt it was as good as P's.

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  17. ha ha. my SIL watched our cats for us last fall when we went to my grandfather's funeral, and gave us all a good laugh with the hostage pictures she sent of the cats (gags and restraints were photoshopped in)from her dogs, the "TERRIERists"

    http://aiwattlg.blogspot.com/2010/10/in-middle-of-one.html

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