I'm Twins!!

I've been a Gemini all of my life and I'm NOT changing. I refuse.

So ok, I don't rush out to read my horoscope and didn't plan my marriage according to the compatibility of our star signs (well not too much anyway), but I resent being told that I am now a Taurus because some moon and flighty planet decided to dance slightly differently.

Gemini's are two people. I can sweep my bipolar-like mood changes under a neat little "I was born under the Twins sign" rug. I can flit from one activity to another and when faced with accusations of ADD,  reply, "No, I'm a Gemini".

You can't beat having a Leo mate. I have no idea what this new guy, the Cancer I seem to have married will be like, but Gemini's aren't supposed to get along with Cancer.  Getting rid of a Cancerian (my word) in our life is like trying to get gum off the bottom of a shoe (read it in a book when I was younger, put down the rotten tomatoes). My husband will be STUCK to me now? And IF I'm really a Taurus, does Taurus like sticky, gummy husbands?

And my family? I have Aquariuses where I didn't before and Virgos where there were Libras.  It's just all wrong. If I had to move, why couldn't I have fallen under the new sign Ophiuchus?

If you don't know what I'm babbling about, check out Timesonline . What new sign do you fall under?




*I sincerely hope no Cancers were hurt at the time of this writing... especially since apparently I am married to one.