Friday, January 14, 2011

I'm Twins!!

I've been a Gemini all of my life and I'm NOT changing. I refuse.

So ok, I don't rush out to read my horoscope and didn't plan my marriage according to the compatibility of our star signs (well not too much anyway), but I resent being told that I am now a Taurus because some moon and flighty planet decided to dance slightly differently.

Gemini's are two people. I can sweep my bipolar-like mood changes under a neat little "I was born under the Twins sign" rug. I can flit from one activity to another and when faced with accusations of ADD,  reply, "No, I'm a Gemini".

You can't beat having a Leo mate. I have no idea what this new guy, the Cancer I seem to have married will be like, but Gemini's aren't supposed to get along with Cancer.  Getting rid of a Cancerian (my word) in our life is like trying to get gum off the bottom of a shoe (read it in a book when I was younger, put down the rotten tomatoes). My husband will be STUCK to me now? And IF I'm really a Taurus, does Taurus like sticky, gummy husbands?

And my family? I have Aquariuses where I didn't before and Virgos where there were Libras.  It's just all wrong. If I had to move, why couldn't I have fallen under the new sign Ophiuchus?

If you don't know what I'm babbling about, check out Timesonline . What new sign do you fall under?




*I sincerely hope no Cancers were hurt at the time of this writing... especially since apparently I am married to one.

19 comments:

  1. Evidently I'm now a Pisces. I'm not buying it. Just say NO!

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  2. I am now a Gemini!!! LOL!! Go figure!
    Hugs
    SueAnn

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  3. I am offended because apparently now I am a Cancer!! What the flip?! I have always loved being a Leo! And now I am born under the sign of a disease!! My whole world is shattering around me!

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  4. I say baloney!! There is no way I'm a Libra. I'm totally Scorpio all the way, married to a total Scorpio!!

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  5. I am a very typical Taurus (stubborn, loyal, very patient unless pushed and pushed and then watch out, admires modesty, earthy, not very materialistic) and my hubby is a very typical Leo (vain, likes his ego stroked, a show off, extremely loyal, hardworking, "king of the jungle" type). We are not supposed to fit together at all but I think we work perfectly together. :)

    That being said, I refuse to look and see what my "new" sign is. Ridiculous. I am a TAURUS and Todd is a LEO. The end. Perhaps those new signs apply to people who are born this year and after. Not me! Nope!

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  6. Not going to look. I am a proud Taurus and going to stay that way!

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  7. Now I have to learn to spell Pises, sorry. Pices. No. That's not it, either. This change is more work than peri-menopause!

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  8. LOL! I barely know what my sign is supposed to be and have no idea about anyone else in the family. Here's hoping that your sweet man is EXACTLY like gum on your shoe and that you can never rid yourself of him!

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  9. Thanx for the link--I was wondering what all this chatter about changing signs was about.

    In one brief and deeply disturbing moment I have gone from having a song written about me (Age of Aquarius) to a goat. Oh how the mighty have fallen......{{{{deep sigh}}}}}

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  10. According to the new list, I went from being a Libra to a Virgo. I will always be a Libra!

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  11. Ha! I knew exactly what you were talking about. I found it very amusing to read "but I resent being told that I am now a Taurus." I love the irony of you being stubborn about becoming a bull. ;) I'm a born Gemini too. I think we'll stay that way.

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  12. Apparentyly I've gone from Aquarius to Capricorn.

    I too, am deeply disgruntled by this whole business. Maybe if the new sign was easy to pronounce???
    OPHIUCHUS---what the????

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  13. There was another article debunking this article. Apparently the signs we usually refer to are from the "tropical zodiac" and not the zodiac that this article refers to.
    Which is just as well, since I like being a Gemini :)

    http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/305086/group/News/

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  14. I the new list, I'm Leo. I don't like it I want my old zodiac sign.

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  15. Funny, because I had decided to ignore this subject but the Today Show forced the new chart on me yesterday and I learned that I am now an Aries when my whole life I've been the salt of the earth, Taurus. All I know about them is they aren't so deep. I'm scared this means I'm losing IQ points. I started to be concerned about offending a bunch of Aries people, but I realized most of them are now swimming with the fishes so they won't care. And my boyfriend is no longer a Sagitarrius, but this new unpronounceable thing. I don't know if I'll still like him. He's the great unknown! Hrmph. I had enough angst already; this is all I needed. :)

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  16. I'm a Gemini too, and I REFUSE to become a Taurus!!! I am such a Gemini; the description fits me soooooo well. Also, when I was born, I was 2 weeks late from my due date (my poor mommy)... So I was meant to be a Gemini, not a Taurus. I was waiting to be born under the Gemini sign. lol

    I read online somewhere that if you follow the Western Zodiac, then the change doesn't apply. I am still considering myself a Gemini for life!

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  17. hello, fellow gemini, who is also married to a leo.

    i was going top give you the news that this doesn't apply to our horoscope, but I see that Merry already has.

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