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All aspirations I had of ever appearing to have any class... gone.
I realized this as I was making my way through the kitchen, having been summoned by one child that was sitting on a toilet.
I grabbed a carrot stick as I passed the kitchen countertop and popped it into my mouth...
on the way to go wipe a stinky, little bottom.
Chewing food while wiping poo. Crunching on crisp, healthy carrots in a putrid green fog.
Out goes all of my lectures about good hand-washing habits when they see a carrot poking out of my mouth in the bathroom.
(I'm just a micro moment away from having books, magazines and a small refrigerator in there)
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You know that 365 challenge? One of the things that Chris advised was not to be hard on yourself for missing a day.
How about a week? I'm an over-under achiever.
I seriously have not even lifted my camera (except to photograph clothing of Miss Ky's being listed on an online sale site-- not very artistic).
I did take over 277 pictures at one footie game, does that count for anything?
I am NOT quitting, but my challenge will be more like the 358 Photo Challenge. AND yes, I had to use a calculator for that.**** **** **** **** **** **** ****
The computer transfer is complete.
I don't handle change well.
I don't like running into the computer room to quickly print an urgent church report only to find that the printer was one of the things overlooked in the set up.
I also don't like that my iPhone seems to think I am trying to give it bad information from another iTunes and wants me to sync (remember how the hubby suggested I sync two weeks ago and I lost EVERYTHING?) (also remember how I mentioned that not all of my music transferred? They're still on the phone, but not in my computer library).
The photos-- perfect. AND I've managed to load all 900 photos from our Disney World trip to an online storage place. Now if something terrible happens, 900 of 29,884 photos will be safe.
What?
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I have taken Mental P Mama's advice and have a holiday-for-one booked. My UK bloggy friends interested in meeting up in March should contact me...
Actually, the Hubby booked it for me, I'm going searching for Mr. Darcy...
U.S. bloggy friends interested in meeting in one very hot, muggy state where a certain larger-than-life mouse resides-- during hurricane season-- should also contact me.*crickets*
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Did you know Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots? (more specifically, Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny was allergic to my toilet snack of choice).
Go on, share with me your disgusting highlights of the week...
I knew that about Bugs. And I knew all about you and the Mouse. I know first hand about Florida and hurricanes in August. It's the coolest thing EVER.
ReplyDeleteYou only have 29,884 photos? Well, you're just getting started! :D
ReplyDeleteI hope you find Mr. Darcy and have a lovely holiday-for-one. Life's too short not to have a bit of fun once in a while.
I'm glad to hear you have a computer again...mostly. ;) It will all fall in place eventually. Hope you have a nice Sunday.
Hurricanes and humidity not withstanding, I'm jealous.
ReplyDeleteI've so been there with the munching while wiping. 'nuf said.
I completely second Chris' rule not to beat yourself up. Jump back in.
Hope this week's good.
l like this ....a real post....about lots of things and nought..but meaningful, 'cos l can relate.......
ReplyDeletea good theme l think for us to use...
Wow a holiday for one, what would that be like?? That might just be a lot of fun. Enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes I have eaten while heading into the bathroom also, so don't worry you are not the only one.
If it wasn't for the weather in FL I'd love to join you, I think we're going to try the other Mouse house, hopefully not as overwhelming either.
ReplyDeleteNot interesting?? You say there's an opportunity to meet in March?
ReplyDeleteTell me more. I like the sound of this.