Do you know what's worse than having to take an entire tribe into a public bathroom stall?
Taking just one three year-old who likes to undo the door latch at the same time you're testing your balance with trousers down around your ankles.
Sorry for the visual guys.
That same child loudly proclaimed, "You don't have a baby in there, that's just your tummy".
At least she left that "f word" (three-letter adjective) out this time.
Well...gee...she's such a helpful little one, isn't she. HA! :D
ReplyDeleteThat three-letter adjective seems to hit their vocabulary at three years of age.
ReplyDeleteNow, the boy, at 13, telling a woman in K-Mart that he "didn't know how God could make someone as fat and ugly as you"?
Not good at any age.
Remember, you could have MY kid.
And you brought her home? See, you are an awesome mommy. :)
ReplyDeleteOh so funny! My friend's three year old proceeded to tell her mom that the lady standing next to them in the public bathroom had a really big butt. "That's a b-i-i-i-g butt momma!" At least the woman had a sense of humor and laughed and told her she was absolutely right.
ReplyDeleteOh my, those little ones sure can keep us on our toes!
ReplyDeleteStopping by from Cheeseboys blog!
I have two three year-olds that terrorize me in the bathroom, public or home!
ReplyDeleteLOL.. I remember those days. My sister's daughter now 25 had her share of remarks like that. Once, when she wasn't feeling well, my sister sat with her in the waiting room of the doctor's office. The kidlet had her cheek on my sister's lap. My sister was wearing shorts and it was a few days after her last leg shaving. My niece looked up at her and said really loudly "Your legs are all prickly-scratchy, Mommy." Then head down.. then back up again "And fat!" Gotta love the wee beasties.
ReplyDeleteThat is so...stinkin'... FUNNY! LOL!
ReplyDeleteKids can be so helpful...!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs
SueAnn
Hey! Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog and becoming a follower! I LOVE your blog, too! I was an Army wife in Germany, many, many years ago....about 4 lifetimes ago, actually! Love your quotes, too. As you probably noticed on my blog, I have quotes everywhere! Great to "meet" you, via Dancing with Daisy!! :D
ReplyDeleteJust keep telling yourself you can get her back when she starts dating and bring out all those embarrassing baby pix.
ReplyDeleteHoly. Mackerel.
ReplyDeletewell, bonus points for not dropping that f bomb!
ReplyDeleteGotta love those little creative souls. I'm not looking forward to the days my boys get a more verbal. It's kind of nice right now when Justin says "Oh dit!" and nobody really knows that he means "oh sh--", and I really, really have no idea where he learned that word!
Mine does the exact same thing in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteBwaaahahahaha! I drive a LOT with my crew, so we are no stranger to public restrooms. I've had many of those exact conversations with my 3 year old!
ReplyDeleteBlessings, C~
Ha ha ha. My daughter opens the door too.
ReplyDeleteas my (once) three year old granddaughter was fond of saying, "Oh my Dod!"
ReplyDeleteLOL Congrats on the POTW
ReplyDeleteOMG>.......PERFECT! That was funny.
ReplyDeleteI just loved it! Great that a 3 yr old will say it just as it is.
ReplyDeleteMaggie X
Nuts in May
Heh, heh... funny post. Belated congratulations on the potw. I'm desperately trying to catch up before another round comes along :0P
ReplyDeleteI dunno, though. Mine came up with this: You should lose some weight... you look pregnant... Dad.
Gee, thanks. I love you too son.
word veri: latesi... well, I guess I am, at that.