Size Matters Not

Look at me.

Judge me by my size, do you?

Hmm? Hmm.

And well you should not.

For my ally is the Force,


and a powerful ally it is.

Wordless Wednesday OR Five Minutes Unsupervised

Just the Facts

I have five children.
The oldest is 2o years old.
I have been a parent for a little over twenty years.
The first 18 of those years, I only had boys.

Boys wipe boogers in places you don't discover until AFTER guests have gone.
They poop in unusual places as well.
When they walk in their sleep, they will sometimes pee in places that can be unsettling.
Some boys have an amazing gag reflex that can cause vomiting in theaters and restaurants.

Armed with this information (ie: I am not a brand new mother of my first child and just now experiencing the "joys" that come with parenting),

can someone please tell me,

does anyone else out here have a toddler they think could just possibly do them in?