Saturday, May 31, 2008

Guess the Toy

Time to go camping. Miss Ky will need things to entertain her in the car.

What are those contraptions called, Chinese Finger Cuffs?
Nope, wrong guess.

Maybe this will help....Still stumped?

(My brother may want to leave the room for a moment while I tell you)

It's what's left of a feminine hygiene product.
Yep, that Miss Ky is a very helpful girl...
See the one side flying out the back of the car?
Thank you Miss Ky. Now maybe you could move on to the pancake fixin's since we're going to leave the griddle behind at home anyway.

And for those of you paying attention, you know I almost died from one of these nasty devices. I only carry them for emergencies, like when I'm near water that I can't resist going into (because I'd rather be dead than dry).

11 comments:

  1. That is hilarious! She is so cute she can get away with whatever!

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  2. OMG - that is too funny - My kids play with them too. I made the mistake of putting a HUGE box in the bathroom and well, lets say they make great logs and pipes for trucks and trains to transport...in front of visiters!!!

    Thanks for sharing!

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  3. bwahahahahahaha

    I hate tampons. Hate em. I too only wear them when going into the water is a necessity!

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  4. Now this just shows what a resourceful mother you are! Hilarious.

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  5. That's less conspicuous that playing with a napkin, right?

    I don't wear those things ever. Just knowing that it almost killed you only reinforces my determination to never use them. *shudder*

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  6. so. gross! i really am hoping you washed her hands...serious grossness.
    i guess i wasn't paying attention...or the post was written before we were friends but, i didn't know you almost died from those!!
    she is gorgeous!!!
    have a wonderful camping trip! bring lots of bug repellent...or do they not have bugs over by you?
    xoxoxoxo

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  7. First I though, "ew!" Then I thought, "Whew, chinese finger game." Then I though, "EW!" again. You'd think I wasn't a woman or something. What's wrong with me? And tell me where to go about your near death pelvic drama. I've missed that one!

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  8. My MIL makes the pads into slippers. She shows them off to everyone: "aren't these cute? They're made out of sanitary napkins!!!" (like we didn't notice their origins. LOL.

    I hate tampons ... but better to wear one and feel ill than to NOT wear one and think "I'm all clear now ... I can just wear my swim suit out to the mineral spring pools in Palm Springs ... and then you walk on deck and you aren't the FIRST one to notice that you weren't clear to wear just your suit.

    Lesser of two evils.

    LOL

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  9. Anything to keep them entertained. Mine found one last week, oddly enough, and kept playing with "Momma's stick."

    My new site is up:
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  10. Bwahaha! I never thought of entertaining the kids with feminine hygiene products. That's genius!

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  11. My boys use to float them in a tub of water saying they were submarines. Nothing is safe!!!

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