How to know if You're Mom of the Year Material:
When eating brownies/fudge/chocolate bars, do you:
A.) hide B.) share C.) Just wait until 11pm when you won't be interrupted D.) All of the Above
When blogging, do you find yourself saying:
A.) "In a minute sweetie, just let me finish..." B.) "Of course I'll shut down this post at this very moment and give you my undivided attention." C.) "Don't make me come in there and throttle you!" D.) "Ask Daddy"
You have a night out with the girls for the first time in 6 years, you:
A.) make dinner, lay out pajamas and leave a written schedule for the hubby to follow. B.) Change your mind at the last minute and stay home to hold your kids a little longer. C.) Run from the house screaming "Let's get this party started" D.) A & C
When moving house:
A.) You purge all of the kids excess toys, but keep every pair of shoes you've had since you got married B.) Compartmentalize each and every small plastic bit and label them for the kids to find easily in the new house C.) Leave as much as you can until the last minute and then throw it away without looking... "Remote for your Robot toy? Gee sweetie, I haven't seen it" D.) You don't move house. The house is growing around you actually.
When making dinner, you:
A.) stick to your motto "I made it, you eat it. period" B.) Make the kids something fun while you and the Hubby have that asparagus with cream sauce C.) Make corn dogs for everybody-- why cause tension in the house? D.) Make wha? I DON'T cook.
If you picked "B" for any reason what so ever, you may win Mommy of the Year, but you and I are going to have a hard time keeping a friendship going. And honestly...
You SHARE your chocolate????
This post style has been brought to you by Painted Maypole, the creative blogger of the year. "This weeks mission was to write a post in the form a personality test (idea thanks to Emily, inspired by Alpha Dogma)"

very funny. definately not up for mom of the year. ;)
ReplyDeleteand "creative blogger of the year" I'm blushing.
and even if you are a neat freak, I might let you come over, just 'cause you're so cool. But you must promise not to judge (although if you feel like cleaning/organizing, have at it! hee hee!)
I won't be in the running for Mom of the Year any time soon. I never chose B. Are there people who do that kind of stuff?
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I didn't have to pick B on any of them!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! I always hide from the boys when I'm munching on something tasty. The darn rascals always steal my food!
ReplyDeleteOk, I think this is cute and funny as all get out! lol
ReplyDeleteOk. That was fun!!!
ReplyDeleteI sometimes get SO behind on my visiting. My my my. So sorry, truly.
ReplyDeleteI just spent the last 15 minutes reading ALL of your posts. All of your moves, Princess Pukesalot, moving, ... moving ... French exchange students, how about Ireland being .. something or other but not attached to England? Ridiculous. And all of those fun names for things in England but what DO we call a milk shake then?
And my blood pressure was losin' it when you were talking about the movers and how they patronize little ladies and know better and squish things and the butter going to New Mexico ... OOOOHHHHH!!! I was gonna lose it FOR you.
So I am SO glad that your move is OVER. Now there are just a million boxes to go through and no closets to put the stuff into. Sigh. I don't envy you your position. So sorry for the troubles you've seen.
Now ... HURRY and get rid of ALL of your stuff so you won't have to pack it ever again if you have to move even though you never want to do it again.
And good for you for throwing away your husbands ugly shoes. Especially after he didn't help pack. He should consider it a moderate penalty for unsupportive bad behavior.
OK. Have to run downstairs and rescue my 15 yr old from my 4 yr old. Who runs this house?
Lol!
Wendy
oh darn, I didn't qualify for mother of the year... somehow this doesn't surprise me! I don't share. I tell them to ask Daddy. I run from the house screaming. I purge toys. And I get my hubby to cook whenever possible.
ReplyDeleteAren't I awesome?
ack. i just realized i never got this link into my post. sorry. I'm off to remedy that now.
ReplyDeletei am SOOOOOO not going to be nominated for mother of the year!
ReplyDeletei saw your lindt chocolates at the bookstore yesterday...and i thought of you...i'm sweet like that!!
i'm so excited that you liked my muzak taste!
xoxoxo
Wha?! Some moms share their chocolate? Not me! I eat it all, all by myself, though I may occasionally share with my hubby. hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteI just picked the kids up at school and wished I had brought an air freshener. I had just finished off a bag of candy bananas and those little 'uns gots noses like hounds! No, I don't share if I don't have to!
ReplyDeleteit was not lavender blueberry...which sounds more like a scented body oil than a chocolate flavor. it was creme brulee. well...at least i thought of you, right?
ReplyDeletexoxo
I love making my husband cook...after all, he's WAY better at it than I am...I made him cook for Mother's Day! REALLY!
ReplyDeleteI hide my stash and eat after the kids are in bed (hmmm...maybe that explains that weight I can't get rid of...)
I tell my kids to ask Dad or "just a minute" depending on if he's home....
Nope, defnitely NOT mom of the year.
Never ever share the chocolate. Occasionally the Hunny will get a tiny sliver of my 72% dark. If I'm in a good mood.
ReplyDeleteWe can remain friends. I didn't answer B for any of them. :)
I think I picked mostly C...I might be the worst...but loving every moment of it!
ReplyDeletethanks for the laugh! :)
ReplyDeleteAll of the above for most and b was never a consideration...what am I nuts??? David sent me...sure am glad!
ReplyDeleteThat was laugh out loud funny. Hilarious. Well done.
ReplyDeleteDavid sent me!