Sunday, August 24, 2008

We're Buying a Home

In England.
Because my military guy makes such great money.

Here's the front of it. I know, kind of a fixer-upper, but it has potential, don't you think?

Here's the front door. I'm thinking of painting it red. (oh, and somewhere in a recent post, I mislead some of you and you think the Hubby is currently deployed. He's not-- see, that's him wearing a Norwich City Football shirt.)
And the stairs. Lovely.
I don't have to splurge to buy baby gates for Monster Girl, nor expensive anti-theft devices-- it's all included.
The garden my kids will destroy playing football.
The well I will throw them into when they argue. That flag pole? I will hoist the flag that says "It's ok to come by now, I'm dressed" so you never feel like I'm acting strangely behind the door when you drop by unannounced.
The tree I will sit under while reading Jane. alone. with my Galaxy chocolate.
Our closest neighbors. I will fill in that mote just in case their sheep decide to come eat my daughter. Not that I've ever experienced that other than friday when the petting zoo sheep decided Miss Ky tasted pretty good.
My always impeccably dressed children will fit right in, don't you think?


It's wonderful to be finally putting down roots. Deep, debt-ridden roots.
Feel free to come for a visit, as you can see, I will have plenty of room.

26 comments:

  1. oooh.. i can't wait to visit. MQ will play princess. it will be great.

    but your home seems to be missing a dungeon. how can this be?

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  2. It's beautiful!! I would like a room...how much is that going to cost me in rent? :)

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  3. Wow! I would just like to borrow the tree. And the book. Just once in a while.

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  4. i think that if you owned that castle...i would be sure to find the money to take a much-needed vacation to the british isles...beautiful and enchanting. how do you NOT go around mooning and wanting to dress up like a character from jane austen? (perhaps you're over that by now...)
    yes, i think that you need a dungeon!

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  5. Ooo, I could use a dungeon right now!

    Have I told you yet that you're delightful? NO? Well you are! :)

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  6. I can land my helicopter there when I visit right?
    I loved this!

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  7. You buy that sucker? And, I'm a gonna come and move in. You'd never even know I was there. You don't happen to have an oubliette do you?

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  8. Cozy! I hope you can get DSL out there...

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  9. Wait, how far away is that from retail?

    I think it's too small. :)

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  10. And I'll bet you were able to pick that up for a song, huh? What song would that have been? Somewhere Over The Rainbow?

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  11. Hmmm....I could lend my considerable DIY talents to your abode there. What fun!

    Although I'm an Everton girl. And Stoke (I always pick a newly promoted team to cheer for). Could your son forgive me?

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  12. I've always wanted a castle. You lucky girl you. Yes, I definitely agree it needs a dungeon. No self respecting castle is complete without one.

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  13. If you lived there I'd really HAVE to make a way to come visit. :)

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  14. I'll bring the croquet set!

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  15. hi jeri ~
    a fixer upper. hahaha. cute post. you made me giggle. sweet dreams, beany :)

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  16. You keep the dragon in the 10 car garage?

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  17. Oh how fun it would be to play through those halls!

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  18. Ooooo! Yes! Let's throw you a house warming party! I'll be the serving wench! :)

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  19. Weeeeeeellllll ... with a little chintz and a tapestry here and there I gueeeeeeeessssss it will work. Okay, I've looked it over again and it is a definite keeper. Oh one more thing ... indoor wc? Plural? Not the moat? Hmmmmm ... okay. ; )

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  20. You wont need to spend much on curtains as the windows are not very big.

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  21. Gosh, I hope you don't have to carry a bunch of heavy dressers and box springs and bed frames and such up those narrow, whirly-twirly stairs! ;)

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  22. hmmm . . are you serious or English??

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  23. Gorgeous castle, just perfect for your royal family ;)

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  24. *laugh* oooooohhhh I love your new home!!!

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