I didn't lose any followers over the black tongue post!
A GP is calling for chocolate to be taxed. Is stoning still legal? Because anyone who wants to mess with my chocolate could find himself with a lumpy forehead.
The Harry Potter trailer is great, now get on with releasing it already.
I sang with the radio today. I sang. I had a voice and my throat didn't hurt for the first time in over a month. Woo hOOt! Several emergency vehicles passed by me and I have to wonder if there's any corelation to my singing and whatever terrible thing occurred in my wake.
I bought Miss Ky a Dora book to go on her My First LeapPad today. The one we got rid of a long time ago.
Have you read Stephanie's Product X post yet? It's about shopping lists and unmentionables. It made me realize that...
I don't write "toilet paper" on my shopping lists. I have this insane fear that if I drop that list, someone will know I actually do something that needs toilet paper. TP is still a bit too obvious.
Laugh all you want, but it's not that far off of running a tap in the bathroom so the
people outside can't hear you using the toilet.
Or being embarrassed when your kids let someone in the door without telling you and you exit from the bathroom with that surprised look on your face.
Forget writing tampons.
That goes down as "Fem" for feminine hygiene product. That way the finder of the list thinks I was really reminding myself to go by the Federal Emergency Management Agency building
or to set the tivo to catch the Norwegian TV Channel.
Can you imagine when I move into Depends?
With the rate my brain cells are degenerating I won't even have a good enough memory for an abbreviation at that point. "Oh, there's "dep" on my list.. was I needing a motocross exhaust pipe or was that so that I remembered to stop by the Dept. of Environmental Protection? It seems I remember going there last week and no one there knew who I was..."
and the followers start dropping like flies....
Laugh all you want, but it's not that far off of running a tap in the bathroom so the
people outside can't hear you using the toilet.
Or being embarrassed when your kids let someone in the door without telling you and you exit from the bathroom with that surprised look on your face.
Forget writing tampons.
That goes down as "Fem" for feminine hygiene product. That way the finder of the list thinks I was really reminding myself to go by the Federal Emergency Management Agency building
or to set the tivo to catch the Norwegian TV Channel.
Can you imagine when I move into Depends?
With the rate my brain cells are degenerating I won't even have a good enough memory for an abbreviation at that point. "Oh, there's "dep" on my list.. was I needing a motocross exhaust pipe or was that so that I remembered to stop by the Dept. of Environmental Protection? It seems I remember going there last week and no one there knew who I was..."
and the followers start dropping like flies....
Yes. Stoning should still be legal, but only for taxing chocolate. Craziness!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have no shame and am not easily embarrassed. It must have come from being around my boisterous (sp?) grandma too much. Example: When my mother took me shopping for my first bra I remember being in the underwear section and my grandma shouting at the top of her lungs across the aisle, "What does she need a bra for? She doesn't have any boobs yet!" Ugh.
Yeah. Toilet paper doesn't embarrass me. ;)
I couldn't care less who saw my shopping list. Toilet Paper proudly emblazened across my page. LOL!
ReplyDeleteTee hee...
ReplyDeleteFem? I like it.
And Dep? I don't even want to think about it.
You made me and daughter number one (who is currently breathing down my neck for the computer) laugh.
A tax on chocolate should be a felony. We need a bailout on that. :)
ReplyDeleteYou lost me at the chocolate tax.
ReplyDeleteI lovethe reason you don't write toilet paper on your shopping list - I can really relate to that. Strange isn't it!!
ReplyDeleteIf I make a list I usually lose it somewhere between the door and the car. And since I always write my name and phone number on all my shopping lists (heeeeeee), it IS a worry when that time of the month rolls around.....
ReplyDeleteSorry. When I'm tired I get sarcastic.
Girl. I'll take what ever hugs I can get. I apologize for not responding sooner... I'm a little slow getting to things these days. Thank you for your support. You're a doll!
ReplyDeleteLists? Mine would have to have laxatives on it and I'm not writing that for anybody to read over my shoulder. I have the fastest grab and hide you ever saw.
ReplyDeleteyou haven't entered my contest yet, I think I can handle shipping to England it you win. I said IF!
Ooh, thanks for telling me about the HP trailer! Now I'm excited. Although we probably won't see it here for another 6 months...
ReplyDelete*laugh*, ok "TP" is still too obvious? How about "MH"??
ReplyDeleteMust-Have!!!
*laugh*
you crack me up
ReplyDeleteglad you're feeling better!
I write tampons, condoms, etc, without a problem. This is because as soon as I get out of the car at Safeway, I realise that I've forgotten the list. EVERYTIME.
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ReplyDeleteI'd hate to see an uprising over a chocolate tax, but anyone involved in said uprising would be entirely justified...in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteYou don't write TP on the grocery list? Everyone wipes, you know. Or at least I hope they do. Those who don't should be hiding the fact. And if they insistute that chocolate tax I'll be there with a stone in hand doing my part.
ReplyDeleteTax on chocolate?! That is just wrong! I mean it's a very important food group.
ReplyDeleteStephanie is a sweet, sweet toilet paper using woman! I love her. Glad you found her. (Or maybe she was always here.)
ReplyDeleteFirst and foremost, so glad to hear you are singing again! :D
ReplyDeleteAs for the no toilet paper written on your grocery list---HA HA HA! Oh my! This may be news to you, but I'm pretty sure just about anyone who finds that dropped list of yours also uses toilet paper and knows what it is used for. HA HA HA! So tell me, since you don't ever write it down, do you ever forget to buy it when you need it. Because it might be much more embarrassing to need it and not have it because you didn't write it down than it would be to have someone see it written on your list. HA HA HA! Oh my, thanks for the laugh.
Oh and a tax on chocolate?!!!!! Are they mad!
I am glad that you are alive enough again to post such delightful, trivial news. Once again, you have found the funny in the crazy. I love reading your posts. :)
ReplyDeleteHow's the black tongue?
Do you mean to tell me that you do that disgusting thing that requires the use of *toilet paper*? Hmmph.
ReplyDeleteFINALLY you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteglad to see that!!
xoxo
They might actually make some money if they taxed chocolate--I mean really--who can live without it? Oooo and then it could be like Prohibition again and we could have illegal chocolate!!
ReplyDeleteYou are the kind of person I love to go shopping with and grab the biggest bag of Depends I can find--and yell across the aisle--IS THIS THE SIZE YOU NEEDED??!!
As for shortening the words you could always go with --end--???