You never know when Rob Patz might be surfing the Internet and may even be googling the words "hostage", "gutter" and "women who live on the same island as me".
I've been worried that he might come by and see all I can write about is a currently heartbroken son (who is avoiding me because I called him too many times, but worse has given me nothing to report on-- as in decisions being made).
So just in case he's here (RPatz, not the son-- keep up, will you?):
Rob, I'm actually very funny and I tell these wonderful stories about
lack of sleep...
farting...
football...oh dear...
moving house...
ceramic cows...
poop/nappies/children/vomit/head wounds (sigh)
um yeah.
You might just want to move along now...
nothing to see here vampire man.
Laugh or cry? You hanging in there?
ReplyDeleteLOl Funny.
ReplyDeleteAt least you've still got your sense of humor to lean on. Sigh. I hope the situation with son improves, lots of similar troubles in dh's family and its so hard to feel powerless to help the ones we love.
ReplyDeleteEach person has his own world.
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'nothing to see here vampire man...' *snort* He should be so lucky!
ReplyDeleteYOu know...he sort of looks like he's trying to figure out how to ask you about one of those farting stories in that pic...I'm just saying...
ReplyDeleteHow are you really??
I think he would love to have a little bit of what you have going on;) And I am holding you in my thoughts and prayers.
ReplyDeleteYou have to laugh. That guy looks like he just got out of bed!
ReplyDeleteCJ xx
He's not that attractive, J. Let him move on. Your real life adventure man has a lot more going for him. :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe he watches over you at night, while you sleep...
ReplyDeleteWell hello there Rob. And if you do happen upon this page and you are reading the comments and J has decided that she doesn't want you after all, then I'll have you. I also tell funny stories about poo and vomit...
ReplyDeleteSense of humour intact :)
ReplyDeleteI'll bet he totally checks you out. What's there not to love?
ReplyDeleteI am sure he is reading your posts daily! Who wouldn't want to keep up on all of you "interesting" life stories?
ReplyDeleteHey Rob,
ReplyDeleteJust keep moving along pal...
Hubby
P.S. She is very funny and tells excellent stories.
;-)
Hey! Men like a real woman -- one who's not afraid to get into it up to her eyeballs!
ReplyDeleteI haven't been by in a couple of days, and I wasn't aware of your distressing situation. I'm offering prayers and thought on behalf of your family (heaven knows you've offered enough on our behalf).
If I can help, let me know.
this post makes me feel uneasy... are you trying to make yourself laugh alittle cos' there is nothing more you could do to get rid of the sad part?
ReplyDeleteI think this post is a riot! I may try the same thin with my man, Orlando.
ReplyDeleteThis was too funny! I wouldnt mind if he stopped by blog so if you dont want him you know where to send him. LOL
ReplyDeleteHope things are getting better for your son Ill keep you in my prayers.
Rob, move along to my blog, mate. I do bingo wings, depilation AND blocked lavatories. What more could a man want.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, at least you make all that sound interesting. I talk about the same stuff, but I seem to be losing readers. Maybe I should start making things up so it sounds like I have an exciting life. :)
ReplyDeleteJust checking on you...I see you went AWOL. Hope all is well.
ReplyDeleteWarm Fuzzies to you!
Sorry to hear that you are still having problems. I thought that you had turned a corner and life was looking at you more favourably. I am amazed that you have got the energy to think about taking on another man!
ReplyDeleteHope that you have a Happy Easter!
You just never know! He might show up. He might be reading your blog RIGHT NOW! :-D
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