I know I know, impossible, but true.
and I got a little desperate
and a little snippy (ok, a LOT snippy).
While my mother was visiting, I brought in all of my best chocolate bars for her to try... and then ate them. all. I did let her try them. a little.
I was digging through every hiding place and the best I could find was a Cadbury's
Freddo bar that I had pinched out of the kids' Easter basket.Quite a disappointment after three weeks of a gourmet chocolate coma.
So today while thinking I was going to have to drink a gallon of ovaltine to fix my craving, I suddenly remembered Mikki.
Mikki had a giveaway a while back and all you had to do to win a fabulous goodie box was to reveal previously undisclosed quirks about yourself.
We all know I have NO shame, so I inundated her email with things one needs never know about moi. It was fun. Since you didn't ask, the random fact that won was:"Fact: I like Steve. I never liked Joe."
But the fun really began when she told me that a box was coming my way!

It arrived during the mother-visit chaos and was tucked away in a safe place for proper photos to be taken-- thus my very rude and delayed response in posting about it.
That's chocolate in there among the pretty cards, stationary, quirky salt and pepper shakers for our BBQ table and other cute things.
This was the last time J2 was able to use his right hand as he reached for my chocolate.Silly boy, he's 10, he should know by now NEVER to reach for a woman's chocolate. Living dangerously.
So crisis over, the world is rosy again.
I'm thinking I need to load up on my chocolate--in the interest of doing a post about chocolate, of course.Just looking out for you, as always.


LOL! I think I might be out of chocolate as well. Hmm ...
ReplyDeleteI hate when I am out of chocolate!
ReplyDeleteCongrats the win. I have taken to eating the chocolate candy discs that we got to make lollipops with. You know, the ones that I threatened the kids lives with if they ate them because they were super expensive. Yeh, those.
ReplyDeleteInconceivable....out of chocolate? I'm happy that you were able to avoid drinking that gallon of Ovaltine. I'm pretty sure you would have become quite ill after such a feat. That would have made for great pictures though. What a wonderful surprise to find such a box, waiting patiently for you to open it at the moment you were about to lose your mind.
ReplyDeleteFunny what you said about J2 losing functionality in his right hand. What a hilarious photo and blurb. Pace yourself with the new-found treasure, and get to Tesco quick. :-)
OUT OF CHOCOLATE! So sorry, you were having a dire emergency and I wasn't there for you ;-)
ReplyDeleteJust make sure it never happens again....
ReplyDeletemmm... chocolate...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. Did you say something else?
What a really cool box!! Thank goodness crisis was averted. We can't have another situation without chocolate ever again!!
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. Steve good. Joe bad.
ReplyDeleteIt does have a way of overtaking ones very soul. How about the movie "Chocolat"? Have you seen it? do you love it? If you can't eat it you can watch it!
ReplyDeleteFrom previous posts I thought this might humor you. Found it at Flea's place, it helps to know you are not all alone in the world!
ReplyDeleteand it is a bit hysterical!
Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married,
Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. God knows their mother never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the Christmas flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral so Aunt Viola and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grandbabies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is -- the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
Merry Christmas.
Love, Mom
LOL! You are so funny. Glad to know the box came in handy. Chocolate is always a sure bet in a giveaway.
ReplyDeleteChocolate. I am sure heaven is made of chocolate. If it weren't, how could it be heaven?
ReplyDeleteAh Dove Chocolate made with Splenda...couldn't you just die! Dark chocolate is my downfall, bitter and making your mouth ache for the velvet touch on your tongue...opps, sorry...dozed off into a Chocolate coma for a sec! Surprised that young man even has an arm left!!!
ReplyDeleteSandi
Pardon me if you thought my geography was bad on a previous message. I thought you lived in America - back on track now! The horse race should be tomorrow with any luck! Getting rather involved with all the strange horses!
ReplyDeleteEddie
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....You were saving that chocolate for me!!!!! Step away from the chocolate....
ReplyDeleteI NEED it!! x
OHMYGOD, don't get me started on Steve. I love Steve. Like, I mean, I know he doesn't know me or anything, but I know he would totally get me. Joe sucks. (Sorry Joe, you really do.)
ReplyDeleteOh, and yay, chocolate!
You're right. Chocolate DOES make the world go round. I think I'm going to go have some right now. :)
ReplyDeleteoh yes... NEVER MESS WITH A CHOCOLATE ADDICT.
ReplyDeleteMy house can run out of rice (which is pretty often) but my shelves in the fridge CAN NEVER run out of chocolates...they are my daily 'energy dose'.
A day without them is a day without air - ok, I know I'm pretty extreme...
Okay, I think I'm finally caught up with your blog. I just didn't comment on every post. But Geeze... you really crack me up. Sounds like the visit from Mom was great too.
ReplyDeleteWhen the hubby is finally home, you definitely need a child-free vacation together. The kids need their time too, so do that first. Then, plan a wonderful 3 day getaway where you can reconnect with each other. It'll be like falling in love all over again. You both so deserve that.
After an eight pound gain that sneaked up on me, I'm swearing off chocolate. Aaaaargh! Don't let the chocolate beast seduce you!!! You are too pretty to let the dark forces of weight gain take over your life. Apples. Water. Lots of apples & water. That's my new plan. We'll see how well that goes...
I don't wish such an emergency on my worst enemy. You poor thing.
ReplyDeleteI lost my sense of taste forever back in 1999 - a medical crisis of sorts. I can no longer taste chocolate...WAAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhh! But I can still INHALE it at times, both physically and by scent, ha!
ReplyDeleteFellow chocolate addict here and I'm afraid anyone who reaches for my chocolate would draw back a nub!
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting my blog!
Jane
I'm out of chocolate right now!!! Unless you count instant breakfast mix you stir into milk----WHICH DOES NOT COUNT IN MY BOOK!
ReplyDeleteI have to go to the store now. I'll see you later. ;)