Monday, February 23, 2009

Who's Tracking Sand all over my Blog?

Some of you more clever quackers have sleuthed out that my hubby has been lurking around here.
It really limits what I talk about (what? You don't think I show restraint?), like my lusting for certain teenage vampires or hunky Australian actors, but the fact that I am still talking can be credited to his nerdy skillz. Apparently when your broadband line is suppose to be a pathetic little 3MB but is only giving you 160Kbps, that's a bad thing.

I thought maybe you might be interested on seeing who makes up the better half of this union-- but with a warning:
Don't believe anything he says about me. It's all a pack of lies.
Like how I'm very possessive of what is mine-- "What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine", including but not limited to: towels, sides of the bed, Fred and Bessie mug, blueberry yogurts (he can have those yucky peach ones). Children behaving badly are his because I am suffering his mother's curse ("I hope you have one just like you...").

He's also a little flowery with words (sorry sweetie, you really are)--he's my romantic opposite:

His version: My beautiful eternal companion and I spent a wonderful day enjoying the sights and sounds of majestic London.
Mine: Sexy Guy and I went to the city in June.

You decide why on earth he stays with me, I haven't quite figured it out.

Give him a Hoo Rah! for me too will you? He's all alone in his concrete hovel, missing the sounds of children fighting and a nagging wife.

20 comments:

  1. Poor dear thing, missing fighting children. I never miss fighting children. Hi sexy air force hubby! Oh, and leave the F&B mug alone!

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  2. I don't think my hubs has ever visited my little Internet corner of the world. This may be a good thing.

    Shout out to your Hubs! Thanks you to you, all our other service members, and their families. God Bless, be safe.

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  3. I have been reading his blog and it is on my follow list :)

    As for the Australian actors, lust away my dear, you can always window shop, just never open your purse.

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  4. my hubby reads my blog and loves it when i talk about him. can't wait for the swap!!! have a great week :).

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  5. It would be nice to see hat missing the fighting children feels like. Please do tell.

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  6. Hey to the hubs! The wife sure knows how to make it sound like everything runs smooth and fabulous without you, huh?! NOT! You are very obviously missed and needed at home. Here's hoping you are able to return sooner rather than later.

    And that's a sacrifice for the rest of us because there might be fewer hilarious 'Lucy-like' moments for us to read and laugh about on this blog if 'Desi' were at home!

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  7. Oh how freakin cute! You two are too cute.

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  8. Shout out to the hubby!!! WORD!!! I always tell my hubby when my kids are misbehaving that they are his. I only have the delightful, darling, sleeping kids. :)

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  9. You guys are too cute :)

    *waves* to hubby!

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  10. Aaawwww... absence makes the heart grow fonder....

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  11. First of all...to him...Thank you for serving OUR country!!

    Second...You calling him sexy...just watch out for a possible "bite" on your next venture to the city! That's all I will say..keeping it at least PG...tehe

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  12. LOL! My man too is missing the nagging, although I don't know WHY!
    Mine reads my blog too, which is great because now he has a better understanding of me and what I want. (like floors & wedgewood walls) This blogging thing sure did increase his sensitivity about his wife and what we go through in their absence.

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  13. Hoo Rah! For sure and stay safe and then get home. Well, this home. Your wife needs somebody to strongly state things to.

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  14. I think he has you pegged in that post he wrote about his wonderful wife!!! What a sweet guy. Obviously it was the perfect match!

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  15. HOO RAH for hubby. Sounds like a sweet catch and a keeper to me. :D

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