The technicolored one...
Is currently planted in the bucket.
One of the many placed throughout the kingdom of Pukefest.
Since this appears to be the 2009 theme for this blog, I need to know which term you're most comfortable with:
- Puke
- Vomit
- Barf
- Boot
- Hurl
- Ralph
- Spew
- Heave
- Toss
- Blow Chunks
- Chuck
- CallRalphOnBigWhitePhone
- York
- Shout Europe at the sink
- Pray to the Porcelain god
- Kohler Cough
- Driving the white porcelain bus, left turn only
- Cantar Oaxaca (Cantar = Spanish for "to sing"; Oaxaca pronounced like "wa-ha-ka")
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Go ahead, admit it, you envy me don't you.
I don't envy you, but I think you're darn funny!!
ReplyDeleteThis too shall pass. In the meantime I enjoy the term hurl.
ReplyDeleteI'll envy your puke fest if you'll envy my colonoscopy...
ReplyDeleteWe kind of like the term *blowing beets* around our house. Yes, graphic, I know.
I am SOOOO jealous! And I've always been partial to blow chunks.
ReplyDeleteChum.
ReplyDeleteAny of those are fine with me...as long as it is not happening in my house. I so feel for you...hang in there.
ReplyDeleteJealous...ermmm not the word I was looking for. Hope it all clears up soon mate.
ReplyDeleteI don't envy you and I am so sorry for what you are going through. I hope that you will all soon be better.
ReplyDeletePuke works for me. So sorry. Might as well get it all over with though eh? NOT!
ReplyDeleteThey all work for me.
ReplyDeleteNo vomit here. Just tons of snot and hoarse coughing.
Ahhh, the glamorous life! ;)
I am in deep envy of your knowledge of all these terms!! I am torn between Shout Europe at the sink and driving the white porcelain bus, left turn only. Where have these been all my life??!!
ReplyDeleteSorry this is what you are doing right now.....but loving all my new knowledge.....
How about a "Technicolor Yawn"? It's right up there with "Cry Me a Rainbow."
ReplyDeleteI've checked and double-checked . . . nope, defintely no envy around these parts. (Prayers abound, however!)
XO!!
No yak? I'm sorry sweetie. Stick a spork in J, she's done.
ReplyDeleteDebbie beat me to Technicolour Yawn.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy with ALL those phrases - I just don't want the real thing in my house.
Here's hoping no one tells you that bugs are inevitable and that you have 'to suck it up'. Euw.
I've never heard "shout Europe at the sink" before. Can't say why that's funny to me, but I'm cracking up. With you. WITH my friend, Not At. Can you get Nyquil over there? My Dad swears to this day it can fix anything... because everyone goes to sleep. May your reward in Heaven be great - there's a special room just for the Mother's I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteBlessings, Carolynn
driving the white porcelain bus---
ReplyDeleteso very sorry that another kid bit the dust....isn't that just the way that it goes though. good luck!
Hope he feels better soon!
ReplyDeleteand those two faces tell me that they must be real little devils! haha X
NOOOOOO! You need a break from all this fun.
ReplyDeleteYou're seriously running out of people to start with more hurling. That's a good thing, right?
ReplyDelete@#%$@@#---that's me swearing and shaking my fist at that darn virus or bug or whatever it is that has invaded your home and loved ones. That ought to scare it off.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime, do you need more buckets? Sheesh, I guess it is better that they are taking turns instead of all going sick on you at once? But maybe not. Maybe it would have been better to get it all over and done with at once. In any case, I'm thinking of you. I know that doesn't help you a bit in cleaning up the puke messes, but if I could be there to help you do that, I would. This will pass, I promise it will. Things have got to get better soon.
ah honey... I'm so sorry... it can't possibly last for very much longer!! My three have finally recovered... oh and I feel a little better too now... and as long as we don't start up again I won't go insane!
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously? You and me? We have GOT to STOP moving so stinkin much! It is ridiculous.
really.
Though I very much like (and laughed at) "Shout Europe at the Sink" and "CallRalphOnBigWhitePhone," I'd have to say that an all-time fav of mine is "Blow Chunks." There's just something visually exciting about it that gets the point across. One of your favorite subjects, I know.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention that I love that photo. However did you do that with his head, you technologically savvy person you?
ReplyDeleteI had a teeny tiny feeling you were jinxing yourself by what you said in your last post. I didn't want to say anything... and was hoping that teeny tiny feeling was WRONG. Apparently it wasn't. "Pray to the Porcelain god" has always been my personal favorite.
ReplyDeleteSo what actually are you all sharing with each other the flu?
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry, this is not even a little bit funny, your ability to laugh is probably saving your life!
oh dear!
ReplyDeleteis it stomach flu?
or else, I have never known vomiting to be contagious!
if its stomach flu... *fingers crossed* Y-O-U need to be extra careful!!! go pop in a few more Vitamin C now....
Sorry about the confusion with the 'Seven Day' post. I thought that I had removed it. I was playing around with it before I published it as 'The Winds of Change'.
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Ugh. Sorry the vomiting bugs are tearing through your house...
ReplyDeleteSidenote: It took me a long time to figure out that over here "sick" means "vomiting" ... back in the states it just means illness or bug, or, well sick.
Gee, I do hope I didn't jinx you. We simply call it Vom. in this house but I'm going with Oaxca if there is, or rather when there is a next time.
ReplyDeleteOh dear!
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ReplyDeleteHmm, that is truly the most exhaustive list I've ever seen on that topic. I know things are terrible, but YOU are hilarious! :)
ReplyDeleteWanna~hauk~a~spoowie? Oh, you poor york fest with the porcelain (while shouting Europe) god, sickness!!!
ReplyDeleteAll I can say and send is...Holy Hugs (I would have said the bad word, but since I see that the hurling is coming, I didn't see the need to have it coming out the other end as well...giggle)!!